To the editor:

You know who you are, and when the police catch you and believe me they will, this is my idea for punishment.

Every weekend and every day during summer, I’d sentence all of you to go to every school in the state of Texas and clean every building and window daily.

Now for for the good part: have the courts appoint me as your supervisor along with the local police department. This is really too easy on you, but you didn’t learn anything in school. Let’s see how much you learn out of school. Believe me, when we’re through, you will never want to see another egg. Signed, a Bangs taxpayer…

Bill Mobley